高手寫的英文版情書

高手寫的英文版情書

Dear Wang little girl:

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.

Maybe you do not know me, no matter. One see clock emotion is pop.

I think I should introduce myself to you. I call Li old big. Toyear 25. My home four mouth people: papa, mama, I and DD.



I beat letter very fast, because I am a computer high hand. I even act as black guest.

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.

Your old big

|21" leftzone="6|2親愛的王小姐|" rightzone="21|1" leftzone="27|：

|20" leftzone="32|20">自從看到你的第一眼0|1" leftzone="52|，|15" leftzone="54|我便愛上了你|" rightzone="37|1" leftzone="69|。

|15" leftzone="74|1你的眼睛閉上，|6" leftzone="91|我就死了；|9" leftzone="98|你的眼睛睜開，|19" leftzone="114|我又活過來|1" leftzone="133|。|9" leftzone="135|你的眼睛|31" leftzone="145|3睜開，|1" leftzone="177|我|19" leftzone="179|1一次又一次的死去|" rightzone="124|1" leftzone="198|。

|24" leftzone="203|2也許你還不認識我4|1" leftzone="227|，|2" leftzone="229|2">沒有關係。|28" leftzone="240|28">一見鍾情很流行|" rightzone="65|1" leftzone="268|。

我想應該介紹一下自己。|17" leftzone="315|17">我叫李老大。今年250|1" leftzone="343|。|25" leftzone="345|我家有四口人：爸爸，媽媽，|" rightzone="111|9" leftzone="384|9">我和弟弟。

|23" leftzone="397|23">我打字很快，|33" leftzone="422|33">因為我是電腦高手|1" leftzone="455|1">。我甚至還當過黑客。

我每天都做早操，|30" leftzone="514|30">這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

請和我一起吃和睡，否則我將|24" leftzone="612|削髮為僧，|10" leftzone="638|找個地方許多僧侶生活在超過我的生命。

你的老大